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mattyberninger:

Eet // Regina Spektor.

It’s like forgetting the words to your favorite song
You can’t believe it; you were always singing along
It was so easy and the words so sweet
You can’t remember; you try to feel the beat.

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punkbruh:

Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

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dabe-strudel:

what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is

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handsomedogs:

Chip picked out a toy at PetSmart today and carried it to the register and the car all by himself (it was so cute).

handsomedogs:

Chip picked out a toy at PetSmart today and carried it to the register and the car all by himself (it was so cute).

5 hours ago
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deadghosty:

winter solstice & summer solstice

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7 hours ago
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Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

8 hours ago
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aliens-scully:

ifmuldercouldseemenow:

This is why the ship works. It’s one out of respect, and recognition of each other’s needs. Scully constantly fears that she isn’t wanted or needed, but Mulder considers it his duty to let her know her worth. And when he’s self - destructive, and self-loathing, she reminds him of his humanity and good qualities. It’s a relationship of mutual respect and caring for each other
And you can see from the smile that even his little utterance showing that he needs her is appreciated. And it’s what keeps them together

#he protects her from harm #she protects him from himself

That is so perfectly put it hurts.

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1 day ago
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notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”

humansofnewyork:

“We were laying in bed just the other night, looking at the ceiling, and I said: ‘You know, it’s been thirty years, and it’s never felt worn. There’s never been a sense of tiredness with you.’”

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It’s like coming home after a long trip. That’s what love is like. It’s like coming home.
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void-function:

pizza

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